Episode 68 – Sokwardness
Sometimes interacting with other people is hard. Especially if they look like they probably smell bad. Or would annoy you. Or are old. We tackle those social issues and explore why most of our collective human interactions turn out to be so… weird.
Sure it looks strange, but the game IS a lot easier if you don't invite anyone else. Please accept this as symbolism for our lives.
It turns out that Jeff is freaked out by poor people (especially ones that look like they “smell like poop”), rich hates your kids, and Jake gets INCREDIBLY uncomfortable around… the elderly?
JAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE. CHANGE MEEEEEEEEEEE! Also - look into my eyes and recognize your own fleeting mortality. Do it while you cry.
Jake also hates the scenario we’ve concocted for him involving some randy old people and a phone booth with a broken door. Now that you have that image in your head, add Jake scream-crying until he throws up and passes out. Fun times.
Pure. Unadultrated. Nightmare. Fuel.
So take a walk down the hallway of life with us. Just don’t touch the doorknobs. And remember. HOLD YOUR BREATH.
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