Episode 83 – Looming Owl Paraphernalia

Step 1: Become inebriated. Step 2: Go to a silent auction. Step 3: Bid on things. Step 4: Sober up and regret your decisions.

Hi! My name is Buyer's Remorse! I'm that thing you bid on! Good luck explaining me!

Topics also covered this week: Passive agressive auctions (a different, more intense and rage-filled kind of silent auction), Jake’s childhood bedroom, screaming at people from a car, screaming at people while they’re asleep, and how the Cat In The Hat is a total creepo.

Hey kids! Check out how wacky I look while I fuck up your Mom and Dad's house! STOP CRYING. I'M THE CAT IN THE HAT, FUCKERS.

CARWASH!

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