Episode 85 – Decorative Balls
The original cut for this week’s podcast was 39 minutes long. As it were, 40 of those 39 minutes turned out to be us talking about NOTHING BUT BONERS. I know you’re asking yourself in an intensely puzzled manner, ISN’T THAT TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT BONERS? ALSO – HOW DID YOU FIT 40 MINUTES WORTH OF BONERS INTO 39 MINUTES WORTH OF PODCAST? Well, as it happens, you can have too much of a good thing and we had to leave about 15 minutes worth of boners on the cutting room floor (which converts to about 8 feet worth of boners, which just got real gross now that you’re imagining them all just sitting there on the floor).
I'm not happy, but I'll allow it. Only because you did your unit conversions correctly.... heh heh... unit conversions.
Now if you’re the type of person that finds this news upsetting, I need you to do three things:
1) Put your pants back on.
2) Re-evaluate your life.
3) Cheer up because we still have a whole mess* o’ great podcast for you this week! We talk about strippers, nudists, clowns, comets, dips, eatin’ sushi off a lady, Jake being ugly, and a bunch of other great stuff! Check it out! Oh, and one more thing:
I see what you did there.
*whole mess = 25 feet of boners
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