Episode 86 – Cowabunga!

Hey. You. Yes you. Stop what you’re doing right now and listen to this thing because it’s great. I know that I tell you this every week, but this week I’m not kidding. This is literally 33 minutes and 32 seconds of a really REALLY great podcast. Literally.

Prounouced: Litrully

“But Terrible Friends!” you may begin to ask, “They’re ALL great podcasts! How is this one any different?”
First of all. Thank you. You’re the best. Now to answer your question, this one is extra-super-duper-awesome-great NOT ONLY because its description has a whole bunch of hyphens, but because it features awesome guest Mike Higgins. Just in case you aren’t already familiar with the legend that is Mike Higgins, here are some special Mike Higgins facts:

*Mike Higgins is the only person I’ve ever met who pooped his pants TWICE in elementary school and then went on to get a PHD from one of our contry’s most hallowed institutions of learning. A PHD in something that wasn’t bullshit even!

*Mike Higgins once wrote a song called “The Penis/Vagina Song” which was the best song I ever heard until he wrote a song called “I Want To Have Sex With You”. Both of these songs can be found here.

*During the podcast recording, Mike Higgins told a “yo momma” joke that was TOO FILTHLY FOR THE TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST and had to be cut out.

*Mike Higgins REGULARLY tells jokes like this.
Mike Higgins is a evil-genius-madman-wonderful-man-person. He is our friend, and the reason that you need to ask yourself  “Why am I still reading this stupid blog instead of listening to this amazing podcast?!?! The podcast sounds so great, and this blog is like something a blind person wrote in 4 minutes on a toilet”. I’ll answer that question in two parts. PART 1: I HAVE NO IDEA. Part 2: Fuck you, buddy. I’d like to see YOUR blog. Oh wait, it’s a Xanga page? That’s what I thought.

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHY AM I STILL WRITING THIS? GO LISTEN TO THE NEW PODCAST NOW!!!!

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