F-List Episode 8: Karate Kid Remake (Sucks)

Join us as we talk about The Karate Kid, a remake so unnecessary it makes Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights seem like a breath of fresh air, instead of a hot blast of fart into your open mouth. Jackie Chan and Will Smith’s kid star in a movie that has nothing to do with karate, takes place in China, and is generally bad in every way. Well, granted, it’s a Hollywood blockbuster, so it’s technically put together well, but the story sucks, the kid is annoying, and Jackie Chan says “jacket off” more than once and NO ONE CARES.

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