Terrible Friends Podcast
Episode 148 – Cow Assassin
This week is all about animals, including shitty pets, animals that we’ve eaten, those that Jeff wants to blow up, or the poor creatures that Jake has hunted or massacred. Enjoy!
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Episode 147 – Police Academy High
Per our request, our listener and friends Ronnie Cruz emailed us some further info about the Public Safety Academy that he went to. We hadn’t ever heard of a Public Safety Academy, but we’ve found out that it’s basically a super awesome high school where teachers set fires and students put them out, among lots of other really cool stuff. Here’s a link of the website, which has the most awesome header image EVER.
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Episode 146 – Bargain Shopping
Hey everyone! Since we took a couple of weeks off for the holidays this year, we’re reaching into the archives back to November for Part II of our Jake-less show starring our friend Adam! We ask some tough questions, and attempt to answer them. It gets messy. Hands are stuck in ceiling fans.
Make sure to follow us on twitter and be our fans on facebook! Also check out Adam’s site where you can see his awesome art!
Thanks for listening!
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Episode 145 – Apodcastalypse!
Hey, we survived the end of the world! Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the world didn’t end from earthquakes, solar flares, or invisible planets made of magic gas. Just in case though, on Dec. 20th we decided to record for our listeners a guide to the world after the apocalypse. Enjoy!
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Episode 144 – Holiday Extravaganza!
Merry Christmas! In this episode we talk Christmas. The guys give terrible “gifts” to each other, Jeff reads some Christmas themed Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction, and they read a Christmas story sent in by a listener.
Enjoy!
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Episode 143 – It’s Your Seabiscuit!
Jake is out this week, but you wouldn’t know it based on the sheer number of top notch Jake impressions flying around the room. Jeff and Rich are joined by their friend Adam to talk Blizzards, used needles, track uniforms, wood varnish, and a lot of the other usual topics you would expect us to cover over the course of an episode.
While you’re listening to this week’s ep, you should head over to Adam’s design website and check out some of his awesome artwork. Because not only is he hilarious, but a gosh darn good artist to boot.
Next week we’re doing our third annual HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR episode, complete with the annoying sleigh bells (not the band) that you’re used to year after year. If you need help getting in the holiday spirit before or (more likely) after the show, you should head over to our t-shirt store and pick up an awesome Terrible Friends “I’m Kind of a Bigger Guy” shirt for a loved one.
There’s always our Facebook, Twitter, and iTunes page if you feel like sneaking in our chimney and leaving a review.
Thanks for listening!
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Episode 142 – A Pocketful of Corn Chips
Jake and Jeff are all married and honeymooned, so it’s time to get back into the swing of things. In this episode, the guys sit back after gorging themselves during Thanskgiving dinner, and talk about all the things they are thankful for. Actually they discuss how absurd Jake looks on his recently purchased 200cc motorcycle, reminisce about Crystal Pepsi, question Rich about why he carries food in his coat pockets, and argue about a lot of dumb and funny things. Enjoy!
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Episode 141 – Jeff’s Honeymoon!
This week’s episode is all about Jeff’s honeymoon. And Jake’s dad leaving outhouse tanks as buried treasure to be discovered on the family farm. And how awful the guys will be to each other’s kids when they finally become parents. Jeff honeymooned with his lovely wife Lauren at Disneyland in Florida, where they almost committed a felony by touching a sea turtle, hugged a very gross and moist Winnie the Pooh, saw lots of awesome African Safari animals (at fucking Disneyland of all places), and rode the Star Wars Star Tours ride A LOT.
Enjoy!
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Episode 140 – Jeff Got Married!
That’s right, now Jeff is married! Of course Jeff and Rich were there to celebrate the big day, and good friend Seth Macy came all the way from Maine! The weekend involved Seth finding some interesting comments written about Jake in the bar bathrooms of Manhattan, KS, backyard campfires every night, and funny events with Jeff’s family and childhood friends.
Enjoy!
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Episode 139 – Jake’s Honeymoon
In this episode, Jake tells about his honeymoon in California. He stayed at a horrible hotel in San Diego, went fishing in the ocean, tried bodyboarding (which he wasn’t very good at), and went kayaking and snorkeling (which he wasn’t very good at either) with sharks and sea lions.
Enjoy!
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